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"Just finished some Excel-powered date arithmetic and trend line building and IMDB lookups based on your "Freaky Tom Facts" about the progressive birth years of his wives and current fiance...

My initial thought was that -- barring finding a bride in a state that would allow him to marry a minor -- in roughly two years Tom could divorce Katie and marry an even younger lass born in 1989. That of coursed begged the question, "Who could it be?" so I decided to refine my search a little. Consider the relative age differences of Tom -- who was born July 3, 1962 -- and his current fiance and ex-wives:

Mimi Rogers, born January 27, 1956 2349 days older than Tom
Nicole Kidman, born June 20, 1967 1813 days younger than Tom
Katie Holmes, born December 18, 1978 6012 days younger than Tom

Plugging this data into Excel and generating a linear trend line, I found that Tom's fourth bride should be 10186.3 days younger than him, born on May 23, 1990. IMDB has no listings for that day, so I expanded the search window to include 12 days (the greatest error between the actual and projected birthdays of his mates using the trend line equation of y = 4180.5x-6535.7) on either side. That led me to two possibilities:

* Sasha Spielberg, born May 14, 1990
daughter of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
* Brittany Curran, born June 2, 1990
sweet young thing from "13 Going on 30" and "Mad TV"

Not satisfied with a birth year of 1990 being contrary to my initial back of the envelope calculation of 1989 and noticing that the projected age difference for Tom's fourth wife is so close to an even 10000, I decided to check out what date that would produce and found:

Danielle Aykroyd, born November 18, 1989, daughter of Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon

I recall hearing that Dan Aykroyd is a believer of extraterrestrial abduction and, if I recall correctly, claims to have been abducted himself. Growing up with a father like that, Danielle might just be the perfect match for this nutty Scientologist. Plus, if the 11 year trend holds, he will have to wait until approximately 2018 to marry wife number five. He better get it right soon. This analysis is of course impeded by the fact that I do not have time of day birth information for the players and that it's rather silly to think that the 11 year trend is anything other than a coincidence. Still, that's my "prediction", Tom and Danielle, sitting in a tree... circa 2007." - Ben S.
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- Dude, listen man, Xenu is an evil alien who dropped a H-bomb on everyone millions of years ago, and now we are possesed by their spirits. Only scientology can help you telepathically remove these 'thetans' ... thats what people have to understand. i know everything, they dont. - and no, i don't take an 'anti drug' stance simply because i am constantly always stoned - i just believe in the scientology man. ... Tom is my hero. he will save me from the evil xenu!
** Editor's Note: Duuuude... that's some good bud...

- Tom just needs to put on a red kabbalah string to go along with his vitamins. That will cure him....

- Hey! Love your site. I heard about it on some radio station a while ago and finally got around to checking it out. I love how people wrote emails/letters about how you waste time making a stupid web site... Interesting how they had time to check it out... get mad... and write a LOOOONG email complaining about it. Hmmm. Sounds like a great use of time to me! Thanks for being there so I can happily waste my time!

- I would like to know one thing, that I have not heard referenced by Tom Cruise, and that is what was his reference as far as where he read "the history of psychiatry?" Does anyone know this? The man is a raving lunatic. He is so far off base, I wish more than anything I could sit down with him and tell him about working for a neuro-psychiatrist for 12 years, and then leaving that employment and suffering from a major depression for years after family deaths. And be able to relay to him the women I have seen treated for post-partum depression, first hand, and how medication helped all of them. He is so irresponsible to use his celebrity in the way he has. He is a sad sad case, himself, indeed, and too ignorant to know it.

- Lo unico que les puedo decir, es que es un hombre integro y autentico Y OBVIAMENTE CRITICADO POR SER CAPAZ DE SER EL. EXCELENTE ARTISTA.
** Editor's Note: Que?

- So can any Scientologist stay on the 400 ft. Scientologist-owned yacht or do I have to be a no-talent actor to take advantage of that perk? Do Scientologists really believe that aliens inhabited our souls a gazillion years ago and we have to work to exorcize them? How can they still be there? Are they like cock roaches and Hostess Twinkies? Do the aliens resent his making of War of the Worlds as stereotypically racist and why won't he discuss this with them? How much does it cost to go from one level of Scientology to the next? And if it's an Oscar, how are Kirstie and Mimi going to get past entry level? And do they take credit cards or give mileage? Do these guys realize L. Ron Hubbard was a science FICTION writer? Can any science fiction writer start his/her own religion? Can George Lucas start his own religion? He's come up with a pretty good tale but it was only a movie. If he writes it as a book, can he start Star Wars-ology (like he NEEDS more money)? If Scientology has made Tom the guy he is today, why can't he pick one woman and stick with her? Is monogamy forbidden? Or is it an 11 fixation? Will Hollywood continue to support such an egotistical, arrogant, pseudo-intellectual, narcissistic, supercilious blow hard as long as he's still box-office fodder? Stupid question!

- Clever Sight! Oh and for the gentleman that posted one of the first lettersa^?|slamming Alabama and all Southerners. I have a news flash for him. It is obvious that he is illiterate by his misspelled words and creative use of grammar. I happen to be a Southerner, an a^?oeOkiea^?? to be exacta^?|and it is obvious that his intelligence level is lacking by his comments! UHHHH Go to the library or buy HUKD ON FONIKS! You have no idea how incredibly smart, witty and bright that southerners truly are. We are certainly intelligent enough to know that the people who put this sight together are just having a good time and the people reading it are just looking for a few minutes of mild entertainment. I certainly think that it is sad that people log on and find a reason to curse or act self righteous or say hurtful things to other people who have opinions. Just express your opinion and go on. About the topic at hand: I think that if Katie makes Tom happy then more power to them. I think that if Brooke needs anti-depressantsa^?|then that is Brookea^?(TM)s business. Let people judge for them selves. As for this sighta^?|I found it to be creative and entertaining. I do not necessarily agree with all of ita^?|but I had a great time reading it. So, for those who do not like ita^?|take a Prozac and get over it! For those who doa^?|congrats on having a delightful sense of humor.
** Editor's Note: This is far too rational. What are you doing on our site?

- What is terribly, terribly sad, is the notion that Maverick INTERVIEWED other young starlets and Katie was the fourth, FOURTH, choice. Any other self-respecting woman would walk up to that short, bucktoothed, highschool drop out and slap him upside his fat head. Katie was so promising in Pieces of April and now she looks like she belongs in a George Romero movie. Alas, perhaps this is God's way of enacting revenge on poor Katie. HE obviously had it out for the rest of her Dawson costars. Maybe the other Dawson leftovers could become Scientologists and start their own TV show. Tom could be the teacher. Dirty old man

- Ever since "Risky Business," a trillion years ago, I've thought Tom Cruise was just *a little too perfect.* Over time, I've watched his Wack Ratio ratchet up until I heard he was a Scientologist. I mean, a science fiction author makes up a religion? Hmmm... Good for Nicole Kidman for getting out while she could. My husband's favorite movie is that Jerry MacWhatever thing (he thinks Cuba Gooding, Jr. is the pinnacle of manhood - he may be right), but I can't bring myself to watch it because... I hate Tom Cruise. There. I said it. The only reason I went to see "Minority Report" was because I love the Phillip K. Dick story so much. Colin Farrell would have absolutely KICKED BUTT in that role, but nooooooooooooo, Lil' Tommy had to have it. Please, Steven Spielberg, break free! Your addiction to Tom Cruise indicates a chemical imbalance! Really! Rant N' Rave over... back to the salt mines. Great site!
** Editor's Note: Cuba Gooding, Jr.?!?

- Bottom line, Tom Cruise and all other Scientologists for that matter are nuts. They are brain washed robots, who pour their money into a psuedo religion created by a scieince fiction writer. This business of auditing, and becoming "clear" of aliens is such nonsense that my 8 month old granddaughter could probably see through it. It's a shame that Cruise, Travolta, Elfman and the rest of the high profile actors openly champion this drivel.

- To the genius who created this site: I think I may love you... marry me? A brilliant mind like yours deserves to be with me. Ok, ok.. I'll take your body, too. *grins* Then we could spend the rest of your lives wondering at the *ahem* enigma that is Tom Cruise.
** Editor's Note: Got any pictures? Er, I mean, thank you for the kind offer.

- Tom Cruise is correct: the psychiatric industry is rife with serious problems. However, Tom is also the posterboy for mental derangement that may require serious medication. His palpable mania, histrionics, narcissistic grandiosity, ideological authoritarianism, vengefulness, and delusionality are so advanced that he may be incurable without heavy doses of pharmaceuticals, though one suspects he may well have ingested more than his share of psychotropics already.
** Editor's Note: Big words good...

- I'd like to respond in the spirit of your website and say that my comments will be light heartedly satirical. Unfortunately, I can't. I will be the first to admit that when Tom was jumping on couches and professing his undying love for Katie Holmes I thought, "well, that's sweet. Creepy, but...sweet." My feeling was that this is a man in love and love makes us all do crazy things Leave him be. When Cruise and his friends proclaimed their Scientology beliefs, I was intrigued. Considering myself an open-minded person, I even read up on the subject. Of course, after educating myself about this 'religion', I was left wondering what Tom and his crew were/are smoking. But, I was not alarmed and as such, didn't give it another thought. Then, I heard his UNPROVOKED comments on Brooke Shields and thought WHO THE F*@% does this guy think he is? Last time I heard, he was neither a psychiatrist nor a gynecologist. What the hell does he know about Post Partum Depression?! He, being a father who adopted his children, has never even had the experience of seeing his significant other go through such a trying time. For years women have been trying to bring this condition to the forefront and then some jackass who has the underserved privilege of having the media's attention goes and basically tells women that all they need are some vitamins and exercise and PRESTO...problem solved. How's that for a slap in the face? Here's a thought for you, Mr. "I-know-and-you-don't-know"; many women are already taking vitamins and exercising throughout AND after their pregnancies but still suffer PPD. Don't think too much on that though, will you? You might burn out your inner Thetan and then where would you be? (Nobody likes a know-it-all, Tommy.) As a mother who has suffered through a mild case of PPD (even the mild cases are hell on earth) I will not contribute another dollar to another Tom Cruise project. In parting, I'd like to implore that Mr. Cruise seek help and advise him to keep in mind that E-meters and auditing are NOT tools that are going help in his much needed facilitation. And I'd also like to lovingly tell Mr. Cruise that........I GOT YOUR VITAMINS RIGHT HERE BITCH!
** Editor's Note: Felt good to get that off your chest, didn't it?

- Have you noticed the "nut poll" the past few days? Do you think there's a room full of Scientologist somewhere submitting post after post that he's a normal Hollywood celebrity to the mantra, "We adore him!"?

- Wikipedia won't let me add the TomCruiseisNuts.com website to External Links because someone keeps editing it out. Help in the battle to add it to the dictionary! Tom Cruise is nuts and should your website should be seen publicly!
** Editor's Note: Power to the people!

- After reading several horrible news stories online...I want to thank you for making me laugh!! With the whole Tom and Katie thing...I think she looks like his little sister more than anything. Creepy. Why does Tom speak his mind and shout his business & beliefs to the world, then get mad when a journalist asks him questions? I never seen anyone get so defensive in interviews. Tom, you feel you have the right to speak your mind, but in turn, everyone has the right to comment on it. Shut up if you dont like being questioned. I liked Tom before he opened his mouth.

- A thousand pardons for tinkering with your image. But I thought this was fitting.


- I really love your website! I think its funny that those people who write in about how this website should be banned actually take the time to search for this stuff on the web let alone bother writing anything. They must have thought this website as offering some entertainment value or they wouldn't have clicked the link. Having a Bachelor's in Psychology I definitely don't agree with Tom. With having this degree, I don't know everything or claim to know everything there is about psychology or psychiatry there is to know. But I do know that Tom shouldn't start some campaign without knowing about the intended subject matter. Once he receives a degree in that field, there is no way anyone will take him very seriously. All of those statements he spouts about how bad this profession is and how bad their drugs are, don't have any validity. Anyways, I'm guessing that he's got a severe manic bi-polar disorder and decided not to take his medication.

- I think that Tom Cruise has always been this way but has just been hiding it. Now that he is with someone that will basically bow down to him (Katie) and go along with everything that he says, he has been having a big burst of kookiness. Maybe he thinks he's cool or something, but he scares my family.
** Editor's Note: Did you hear that Tom? You're starting to scare the children! We hope you're proud...

- not to take the focus off his madness, but what is up with his teeth? have you ever noticed his single front tooth? it bugs me every time I see a photo of him, which is altogether far too often these days.

- I was WAITING to find the right forum to voice what a freakina^?(TM) fruit cake Tom Cruise has become. It really irks me that these stars think that just because we pay to see them in a movie, that we want to hear their opinions on political issues and health issues, or religious issues. Theya^?(TM)re Americans like everybody else and have a right to think and believe what they want, however, I do not think that they should be using their a^?oestar statusa^?? as a platform of any kind and start shoving crap down our throats the way Tom Cruise has been doing! The man has MAJOR problemsa^?|hell, he is a walking display of chemical imbalance. His career is SOOOO over!! I cana^?(TM)t wait! I truly hope Katie Holmes thinks twice before having any children with this nut job.

- I live in South Africa, where Scientology is considered a cult (and dodgy and suspect). TC has clearly been brainwashed by them. I had PPD after the birth of both my children and thank goodness for anti-depressents, otherwise I might have harmed my children or myself. TC needs to apologise to Brooke Shields and mothers everywhere and recant all his uninformed, uneducated rantings. Incidentally Tom, I take my vitamins and exercise everyday, but it wasn't enough to help my PPD. Stick to acting Tom, you're better when somebody is writing a script for you.

- Quick, before the wedding someone get Katie Holmes a deprogrammer - that is if anyone is able to get near her with her guard dog Jessica Rodriquez, "chaperone."

- Tom Cruise makes me forget about that other Wacko, Michael, uh who?

- You stole my idea. I have this pitched a few weeks back and posted it on an internet board, but when I applied for the domain name it's already taken. Coincidence or you stole my idea? Harry Bloogo.
** Editor's Note: Yes, Harry Bloogo, we've been watching you... very, very carefully. Other sites we're currently developing: HarryBloogoHasAllTheIdeas.com, HarryBloogoKnowsItAll.com, HarryBloogoCuredCancer.com, HarryBloogoForTheChildren.com, HarryBloogoNeverWentToTheMoon.com

- I have an idea. How about a public debate between Tom Cruise and a certified psychiatrist? Let's see how he does. He might have a little more trouble than he did with Lauer saying things to him like, "you've clearly done your homework." Let's see how much homework Cruise has done compared to a real doctor.
** Editor's Note: Isn't Bloogo a psychiatrist?

- Thank you for a great site. Although quite humorous it's also very serious. How sick are we as a society? Nobobdy will stand up to this idiot. He's no different them Jim Jones. If Tom said to jump off the planet would we? I think we would. This site needs to continue and work harder than ever to bring us the truth. It's great when Matt Lauer goes head to head but everyone always seems to back down. Why? Please don't give up TOMCRUISEISNUTS.COM. We need you to save the world.
** Editor's Note: Hmm, save the world... well, how hard can that be? Okay, we'll give it a try... but first we have to check HarryBloogoHasAllTheIdeas.com to make sure it wasn't his idea to save the world first...

- this website is great, seriously great. i've linked to it like crazy. i've been saying that tom crusie is a psycho since the matt lauer interview and now people are finally starting to believe me ;) but seriously, i think that someone should shut tom cruise up in a room full of grammar-school-aged kids with severe add and adhd without the assistance of ritalin and see how he fairs :) i have a feeling he might change his opinions on that after a reality check. bravo to ya'll.

- This is the greatest web site ever, this little man is nuts. Who does he think he is? There are so many people is Hollywood who try to push their beliefs on everyone because Whenever they do anything it gets on TV or the web. They are strictly here for our Entertainment and they need to keep theirs opinions to themselves.

- I dona^?(TM)t see what's so nuts about his comments, and I question your motives for trying to make these things appear so nuts when they are not. I share many of his views and fully support him in his anti-psychiatry stance. It has long been a tactic of psychiatry to discredit someone by calling them "nuts". Why side yourself with oppression? Your site actually makes you look quite ignorant. I hope you arena^?(TM)t ever in a position where someone is calling you nuts, and trying to lock you up over it.
** Editor's Note: Why, what have you heard? Are they coming for us
again?!? Damn you, oppressors, damn you!!!

- Okay, Tom Cruise is nuts. Probably has been for years, on Prozac or something else until his cult 'friends' convinced him to go off it and now he's manic-depressive. While I think he is what the French call "crazeeee", it is the rabid fans that are just...well....sad. The typical response when someone shoots their sacred cow/celebrity is "how dare U? u suc. tom is cool an ur gelllous!" Is it any wonder that these 'stars' feel they are above any kind of accountability? It's obvious they have the brightest minds as their minions. Sigh.
** Editor's Note: "gelllous". That's funny, wish we thought of that one.

- Your website: Just -- Thank You.

- My husband knew how thrilled I would be when he saw that there was a website dedicated to Tom's psycho-babble. It's common knowledge that a loathe Tom Cruise. I never really paid much attention to Tom in the past - but when I saw him on Oprah acting like a complete ass, I knew he was the newest member of my "most hated list". It didn't help when I heard him say that "exercise and vitamins can help depression" - YEAH, sure Tom. Take a vitamin & do some jumping jacks the next time you get the flu. This guy is an utter moron. I agree with what the others were saying about it being a "free country" and everyone having their own opinion... But when an opinion is as idiotic as Tom's, it would be more beneficial to our country for him to keep it to himself. Thank God I am "free" to plug my ears during his rantings. Who on Earth (no pun intended) can take a guy seriously that believes in aliens? Could one of you aliens out there please beam him up?...THE SOONER THE BETTER.

- I enjoyed your site a great deal. Seriously though, wouldna^?(TM)t you like to find out which religion is truly the supremea^?|.Catholicism or Scientology? I think the only way of finding out which religion is true is to have Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson fight to the death in some sort of melee celebrity death match. It would be a good matcha^?|.Tom the jumpy little bastard would jump from couch to couch trying to confuse his enemy with the "history of psychiatry" vs. the brute force of Mel who isna^?(TM)t even fazed when making 2 hour torture movies. I am sure you will see this on T.V. soon enougha^?|..I pitched it to Foxa^?|..and they air everything.
** Editor's Note: Be careful. We think Harry Bloogo already sent in a treatment to the WB

- First I, and several others that I know who suffer from one of the several forms of depression, would like to thank you for creating your wonderfully, creative, absolutely hilarious website! *loud round of applause* I have in the last few days spent quite a few enjoyable hours surfing your site and laughing my a** off! Its wonderful. And being one of the hundreds of thousands of people world wide, who suffer from the disease, "That's right Tom, depression is an actual, authentic, recognized by the North American Medical community/Government Health Agencies *disease*!" Last time I checked Tom, you have never attended Medical School...what makes you all of a sudden some fucking expert?! Did the little green men you commune with on a daily basis tell you? Hopefully they will soon tell you and a small group of your like minded friends to buy a particular type of running shoe, put on a tin foil cap, cut your balls off and after a count of three, to make sure they group is in sync, kill yourselves! The rest of the human race can do with less narrow minded, conceited, idiots like you and your buddies.

- Ia^?(TM)ve never liked Tom Cruise. When we were in junior high, we had a list of celebrities that we wished would die because we were tired of lookina^?(TM) at em. And Tom was like number 2. I mean, how did he ever get to be a sex symbol? Hea^?(TM)s like 5a^?(TM) 2 A^1/2a^?? and has beensy little shoulders. He is the Mini Me of film stars. I could take him, and Ia^?(TM)m a girl. So, in summary, I really like this site.
** Editor's Note: Just can't help but wonder who was number one, can you?

- I have been waiting to say this for a long time. These actors think their opinions matter to the world. While in actuality, no one cares! They are a bunch of over paid idiots! Tom Cruise has just proven my point. Actors are here to entertain us and nothing more. We pay our hard earned money for them to keep their opinions to themselves and do nothing but entertain us. Tom Cruise is just jumping around and rambling about like the monkey he is! Dance monkey, Dance! That's what your paid for!

- I don't know about you, but I'd be jumping up and down on couches too if me and Katie Holmes were in love. Cut the guy a break. He's just letting his hair down. Since when is being a little crazy a bad thing, anyway? Leave the poor guy alone and let him be himself.
** Editor's Note: Hmmmm... No.

- Tom obviously subscribes to the alternative view of good mental health: two voices in your head are company, three are a crowd and fifteen are a fanclub.

- All I can say is I hate you for getting me in trouble with my family for laughing my butt off in the midle of the night and waking up my mum. sometimes the truth hurts, this time, my ribs payed the price.

- Letter to the people!! Hey, who really cares how Tom Cruise is acting? I mean really folks, if he is in love and shouting it from the roof tops who cares? That dont make him nuts, it just makes him happy to be in love. Be sides, if he was'nt an famous actor would we really care? It dont matter what he does, we should all be more worried about whats going on in our great nation and how to help fix it. We have a war going on people, or have you forgotten. Lets get more involved on how to get our men and women home safe and sound from this ugly war. That should be the topic of the day, not if Tom cruise is nuts. We have a real problem in our country people and it's going to take all of us standing together in unity to make a difference. Lets get back to basics, lets all do and say the right things to make a difference in someones life. lets help those that need help, lets get back to being christians. This world needs a face lift and if we dont act now its al going to fall apart and we will have only ourselves to blame. That's what should be published and talked about. Come on people lets get it together.
** Editor's Note: Nah, Tom Cruise is much funnier. Just a guess, but you're probably not much fun at the company xmas party...

- Tom Cruise wasn't acting when the scene "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" was filmed. That was a hidden camera in TC's office. He was on the phone with his mentor, L. Ron Hubbard. They were brokering a deal with the deposed ruler, Xenu, to secure his release from the electromagnetic prison powered by an eternal battery. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, read a little about what Scientology is really about, and youl REALLY get a good laugh. I'm just glad that the rest of the world is finally realizing that Tom Cruise really is crazy. By the way, what is Tom Cruise's real name anyway? Harvey Schmidlap? Herkamer Euginsky? How could such a cool name go to such a weirdo? Sad.
** Editor's Note: Ironically, my name is Herkamer Schmidlap. You almost got it...

- You complete me, tomcruiseisnuts.com. You had me at the Nut Poll...you had me at the Nut Poll.

- I bought a Portugeuse poster of Cruise sitting on his motorcylce next to Kelly McGinnis in Top Gun. I thought it was the coolest poster ever; I was a huge Tom Cruise fan. That was a year ago. I hadn't heard of Scientology until seeing Tom make an ass out of himself on Matt Lauer and I thought, wait, has this guy always been nuts? So I did the research and, low and behold, Tom was always crazy! How didn't I know?! I've always been an avid fan of Tom, but then I had to question where the money goes that he pockets from his movies, and after watching previous interviews with Tom, I thought, my God! He really has always been giving money to scientology! He didn't finish highs chool!? No wonder the church sucked him in! Somehow it passed me by, now I am the fool for admiring Tom. A funny thing that strikes me about people that stick up for Tom against critics is that they don't bother to protect his sanity. Those of you who stick up for this guy have only one thing to say "You guys are pathetic, don't you have anything better to do?...(than ridicule an actor that has somehow managed to slip through the cracks of public debate until his PR agent let him express his drivel?) Folks, I sincerely wish I could stick up for Tom, but lets be honest, the man believes that Xenu the alien will one day return to Earth, and it costed him $300,000 to learn that. Way to go, Tom!

- Countless hours have been wasted cruising through this site and laughing my ass off. I feel so validated now. I've thought for years that TC is a total wack job. I always hated him in interviews... he just laughs and laughs maniacally, self-consciously pushing sleeves up and throwing head back at every question or comment made by his interviewer. I've been telling people this forever. He's the worst interview ever. Interviewer: "Hi there Tom, I hear you are working on a new movie." TC: [throws head back, pushes sleeve of black sweater to elbow, opens mouth wide like horse, brays for several uncomfortable moments, then answers interviewer with another irrelevant question:] "hahahahaaaaa, Dave.... Now why would you think that? I heard you might be doing a movie... what are you doing lately?" Viewer (me): hurls and wonders in disbelief how he ever got so far in the first place.

- Quick, bring out the giant bottle of mega vitamins, rush him to some fresher air, crank up the tread mill, Tom has gone over the edge.
Face it Tom, your new movie and your career are going downhill fast.

- what a piss funny site guys! like the secretly guilty people who slighly look at any car accident waiting for the bodies to appear, we all can proudly and openly watch this car wreck and celebrity carnage happen without any teeny tiny morsal of guilt. "tell us again grandpa, about the day u saw Wacko Tommy crack like a stubbie of beer left overnight in the icebox..." ahhh at last a story to save for my future grandkids. now, where did i put that Ritilin.......

- Tom Cruise is ICKY...just EWE...just YUK...and Katie Holmes...the 2 of them together...EEK.
** Editor's Note: Well put.

- Tom Cruise is not perfect and should not be critical of women with post-partum depression. You don't hear us putting down "men who are in a mid-life crisis that marry considerably younger women in order to deal with their crisis".

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